Libbothiv Hunmit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm elephant.

Libbothiv Hunmit created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Libbothiv Hunmit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Libbothiv Hunmit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libbothiv Hunmit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Libbothiv Hunmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Libbothiv Hunmit.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Libbothiv Hunmit must be the most important thing in your life.