Karflyomt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing wasp.

Karflyomt created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karflyomt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Karflyomt, he will come to you in dreams.

Karflyomt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Karflyomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Karflyomt on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Karflyomt in the centre of the settlement.