Sinhuddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise bat.

Sinhuddiss created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinhuddiss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinhuddiss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sinhuddiss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sinhuddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about comets.

5. You must never eat peas.