Davnuttmap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane finch.

Davnuttmap created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davnuttmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davnuttmap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Davnuttmap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Davnuttmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never wear magenta shoes.