Nullflamyimven is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful dog.

Nullflamyimven created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullflamyimven, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nullflamyimven, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nullflamyimven's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nullflamyimven's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Nullflamyimven.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed cucumbers to grasshopers while wearing orange boots.

5. Put Nullflamyimven first in all things.