Dibpoptan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish bear.

Dibpoptan created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibpoptan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibpoptan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dibpoptan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dibpoptan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dibpoptan's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing violet jumpers.

4. Never run near tapirs.

5. Always take life seriously.