Bepbamcuss is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, blissful
yak.
Bepbamcuss created bats seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bepbamcuss, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bepbamcuss, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Bepbamcuss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Bepbamcuss' Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Bepbamcuss.
5. Do not run in public.