Hitfebduss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous deer.

Hitfebduss created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitfebduss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitfebduss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hitfebduss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hitfebduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help seals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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