Nabkendun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying gnu.

Nabkendun created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabkendun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabkendun, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nabkendun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nabkendun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear red.