Jabfenort is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tiresome dryad.

Jabfenort created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabfenort, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabfenort, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jabfenort's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jabfenort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.