Jabfenort is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, tiresome
dryad.
Jabfenort created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jabfenort, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Jabfenort, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Jabfenort's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Jabfenort's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.