Genrakfid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful skunk.

Genrakfid created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Genrakfid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genrakfid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Genrakfid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Genrakfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. You must love Genrakfid.