Getlenfon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fast deer.

Getlenfon created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getlenfon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Getlenfon, he will come to you in dreams.

Getlenfon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Getlenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear brown coats.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.