Tofbidhim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful fish.

Tofbidhim created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbidhim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tofbidhim, he will cry a lot.

Tofbidhim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tofbidhim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Tofbidhim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.