Getyarnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful salamander.

Getyarnutt created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getyarnutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Getyarnutt, it will turn you into a frog.

Getyarnutt's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Getyarnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Getyarnutt loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from cyan horses for they are unholy.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

5. Worship no other gods but Getyarnutt.