Fagruttbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast dingo.

Fagruttbat created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagruttbat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fagruttbat, he will manifest in front of you.

Fagruttbat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fagruttbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fagruttbat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not take Fagruttbat's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Fagruttbat five times a day.

5. Never wear shirts.