Fagruttbat is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, fast
dingo.
Fagruttbat created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagruttbat, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fagruttbat, he will manifest in front of you.
Fagruttbat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Fagruttbat's Holy Commandments1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fagruttbat on top of important buildings.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Do not take Fagruttbat's name in vain.
4. You must pray to Fagruttbat five times a day.
5. Never wear shirts.