Fudlarnfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, selfish hippopotamus.

Fudlarnfeb created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlarnfeb, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudlarnfeb, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fudlarnfeb's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fudlarnfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fudlarnfeb on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Respect your elders.