Fitdonham is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast elephant.

Fitdonham created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdonham, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fitdonham, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fitdonham's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fitdonham's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing gray shirts.

4. Never sprint in the presence of goats.

5. Do not keep nine mice in a large pit.