Pitdutfid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking jackal.

Pitdutfid created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Pitdutfid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pitdutfid, she will curse you with boils.

Pitdutfid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pitdutfid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing black shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your feet.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing red kilts.

5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.