Fatcibtip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong raccoon.

Fatcibtip created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcibtip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatcibtip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fatcibtip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fatcibtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing fawn scarves and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.