Quamzodceb is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous
manatee.
Quamzodceb created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quamzodceb, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Quamzodceb, it will manifest in front of you.
Quamzodceb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Quamzodceb's Holy Commandments1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
5. Never talk about badgers.