Quamzodceb is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous manatee.

Quamzodceb created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamzodceb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quamzodceb, it will manifest in front of you.

Quamzodceb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quamzodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Never talk about badgers.