Quafbelldab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid chinchilla.

Quafbelldab created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Quafbelldab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafbelldab, it will turn you into a dog.

Quafbelldab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quafbelldab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Quafbelldab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not hurt gulls.