Hogwatdob is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud gnu.

Hogwatdob created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogwatdob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hogwatdob, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hogwatdob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hogwatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Run away if seven voles approach from the south.

5. Always obey Hogwatdob's priests.