Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest cobra.

Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not take Besswigfar Buslistbog Tofhatapp's name in vain.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Fast once a month.