Sidflisarfyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental frog.

Sidflisarfyam created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sidflisarfyam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidflisarfyam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sidflisarfyam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sidflisarfyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.