Zenhaptad Ingxucquat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain hyena.

Zenhaptad Ingxucquat created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenhaptad Ingxucquat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zenhaptad Ingxucquat, she will not care.

Zenhaptad Ingxucquat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zenhaptad Ingxucquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never wear white ear rings.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat peas.