Stervanshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered cat.

Stervanshav created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stervanshav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stervanshav, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stervanshav's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Stervanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Stervanshav.

4. Never feed beans to squirrels while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Always obey Stervanshav's priests.
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