Konlikjat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy badger.

Konlikjat created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Konlikjat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konlikjat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Konlikjat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Konlikjat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about optics.