Sangidquam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Sangidquam created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangidquam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sangidquam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sangidquam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sangidquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Sangidquam.