Bamxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient lion.

Bamxuc created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamxuc, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bamxuc, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bamxuc's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bamxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bamxuc in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about special relativity near ants while wearing red skirts and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.