Yimgemjop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional ferret.

Yimgemjop created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimgemjop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimgemjop, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yimgemjop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yimgemjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yimgemjop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yimgemjop on top of all buildings.

5. Never hop in the presence of foxes.