Latfemvegsog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying pigeon.

Latfemvegsog created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Latfemvegsog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latfemvegsog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Latfemvegsog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Latfemvegsog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latfemvegsog.