Budbodarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous hippopotamus.

Budbodarn created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Budbodarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Budbodarn, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Budbodarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Budbodarn's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never sit near cats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.