Ligrilgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient raccoon.

Ligrilgess created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligrilgess, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligrilgess, she will send you a sign.

Ligrilgess' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ligrilgess' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligrilgess.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Ligrilgess in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ligrilgess on top of all buildings.