Tikpagbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak wasp.

Tikpagbog created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Tikpagbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikpagbog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tikpagbog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tikpagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to hamsters while wearing red hats.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always stare at clouds.