Yognadbap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever rhinoceros.

Yognadbap created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognadbap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yognadbap, he will turn you into a mole.

Yognadbap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yognadbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear orange ear rings.

4. Run away if four badgers approach from the east.

5. Always obey Yognadbap's priests.