Gumvinsid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing rhinoceros.

Gumvinsid created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumvinsid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumvinsid, it will be very sad.

Gumvinsid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gumvinsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. You must love Gumvinsid.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Gumvinsid must be the most important thing in your life.