Wotnanmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving tapir.

Wotnanmeg created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnanmeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotnanmeg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wotnanmeg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wotnanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three moths approach from the west.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about nebulae.