Dubgebrat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, caring narwhal.

Dubgebrat created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgebrat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dubgebrat, he will turn you into a duck.

Dubgebrat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dubgebrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Dubgebrat loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Do not covet oxen.