Ruttlathug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish pig.

Ruttlathug created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlathug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttlathug, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ruttlathug's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ruttlathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing red shirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Worship no other gods but Ruttlathug.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.