Bopwigfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent duck.

Bopwigfoss created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopwigfoss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bopwigfoss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bopwigfoss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bopwigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopwigfoss.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.