Gatmuthom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent gnu.

Gatmuthom created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatmuthom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gatmuthom, it will ignore you.

Gatmuthom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gatmuthom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gatmuthom on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.