Tipsakhug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak goblin.

Tipsakhug created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipsakhug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tipsakhug, it will not care.

Tipsakhug's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tipsakhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Respect your elders.