Targeprill is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent snake.

Targeprill created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targeprill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Targeprill, he will turn you into a duck.

Targeprill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Targeprill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Do not stand on grass.