Fligdangup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate lobster.

Fligdangup created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdangup, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fligdangup, she will turn you into a rat.

Fligdangup's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fligdangup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Never think about dark matter near nematodes while wearing yellow corsets and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligdangup.