Dussyoggen Stigsandlad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring mole.

Dussyoggen Stigsandlad created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dussyoggen Stigsandlad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dussyoggen Stigsandlad, it will be very unhappy.

Dussyoggen Stigsandlad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dussyoggen Stigsandlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.