Vonkhublun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing deer.

Vonkhublun created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkhublun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vonkhublun, it will destroy your home planet.

Vonkhublun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vonkhublun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Vonkhublun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.