Quimlaprut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent lion.

Quimlaprut created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlaprut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quimlaprut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quimlaprut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quimlaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quimlaprut.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.