Shavcablam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective hamster.

Shavcablam created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavcablam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Shavcablam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Shavcablam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Shavcablam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.