Cubpagjam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited hedgehog.

Cubpagjam created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubpagjam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubpagjam, it will remove you from existence.

Cubpagjam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cubpagjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Put Cubpagjam first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.