Wigafnan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying crane.

Wigafnan created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigafnan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wigafnan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wigafnan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wigafnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.